Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 133, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 June 1916 — M’CLARYGRAMS [ARTICLE]

M’CLARYGRAMS

The hoss that’s alius jumpin' fence* must keep hisself thin. Never end a business sentence with* out a proposition. It is a lucky st:ike when merchant dlse walks out for more money than it has been getting. We have anotner theory that the less you do for people and the more you let them do for you, the better they like you. Someone says that we halve our troubles by telling them. Maybe. But don’t you ever believe that telling a trouble twice will do away with it! After all is said and done we can all agree to this extent: that nobody ever trusts anything that can by any stretch of imagination be called a trust. The man who turetches and strains his income in the attempt to look more prosperous than he really is, is sending out gilt-edged invitations to poverty.—McClary's Magazine.