Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 130, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 May 1916 — Fair Warning. [ARTICLE]

Fair Warning.

“Papa, dear,” said the daughter who was beginning to carry weight for age, “you must not worry because Leander Is going to marry me and take me away from, you.” “Nay, nay, daughter,” replied the fond parent, “a little thing like that isn’t going to get me expelled from the ‘Don’t Worry club,’ but if he ever does anything that will cause you to move your trunk back home, I’ll certainly do him bodily injury.”