Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 129, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 May 1916 — Page 3

YOUNG WOMEN MAY AVOID PAIN

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Unassisted.

“I hear that poor Blank died without the aid of a doctor.” “Yes, he managed it alone, poor chap.”

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VON FALKENHAYN REAL WAR LORD

Even Kaiser Wilhelm Awaits the Pleasure of His Chief , of Staff. BRAINS OF GERMAN ARMY No Diplomacy, No Government or Administration Influence Haa Any Weight With the Head of the Generalstab. London. Eric von Falkenhayn is the brains of the German army. The “military domination of Prussia,” which Mr. Asquith declared must be “wholly and finally destroyed," has Itp seat and center In the famous “Generalstab,” which 1b quite an exceptional theocracy of war. "In peace time," says Ignatius Phayre, “the Berlin ‘Kriegsministerlum,’ on the Koenigsplatz, near the Austrian embassy, is much like any other war office. But the moment mobilization is complete, and before the first gun is fired, the real war thinkers hurry out to the field and throw off every vestige of civil authority—even that of the imperial throne Itself. —~——

“The kaiser is ‘lnvited’ to grand headquarters at Thielt, in Flanders, or Verdun, In France, when big attacks are to be made, but the emperor is only a visitor. He Is now all-highest In name alone, for the real war lord Is Eric von Falkenhayn, chief of stafT of the German armies and directing brain of all the others from the Balkans to Bagdad. "It is hard to convey an idea of this man’s absolute domination. Von Jagow, the foreign minister, has no control over him, nor has the imperial chancellor, Doctor von Bethmann-Holl-weg. No diplomacy, no governmental or administrative Influence has any weight whatever with the head of the Generalstab. The military tail pow wags the German dog. The central empires and their allies are inexorably ruled from the field, where Falkenhayn and his staff carry out the war in complete strategic supremacy. “Even popular Idols and great leaders like Von Hlndenburg and Von Mackensen —that stern ascetic who taught the crown prince In Danzig—are mere Instruments in the chief’s hands. Falkenhayn is as Infallible as the pope, now that the Kriegschuie Is broken up and the make-believe Kriegspiel translated into the epic arena of real war.

Was an Army Failure. "Von Falkenhayn is easily the youngest of Germany’s military leaders, being barely fifty-four. Yet, like Papa Hindenburg, he was an army failure, and drifted rather aimlessly out to China in search of free-lance opportunity in a troubled lam}. .His chance came with the Boxer rebellion, when his urbane capacity quickly made him German governor of Tientsin after that city was stormed by the allied troops—of course with the Prussian machine ’bossing’ all. Count von Waldersee had supreme command. “Falkenhayn next became president of the provisional government in Tientsin, and began to attract the kaiser’s notice for the first time. Recalled to Berlin, he was reinstated in that rambling pile on the Koenigsplatz, and wore once more the broad red trousers stripe of the general staff. From that time onward the man never looked back, mounting higher and higher in the great machine, and at last succeeding Von Moltke as chief of staff, after that general’s disgrace following on the Marne retreat. "An extraordinary fact of Falkenhayn’s career Is his personal ascendancy. His power over the emperor is a source of continual amazement to civilian Germany. ‘Our sovereign Is hypnotized by this general,’ you will hear people say, and certain it is that the kaiser hunts the grand headquarters with something like nervous fear of the mighty military camarilla within Its humble walls. His Law Is Supreme. "Before me as I write Is a German photograph showing the all-highest

SOLDIERS TUNNELING INTO A MOUNTAIN

This photograph gives one a vivid idfa of how for five months the Italians commanded by the younger Garibaldi, of the Alpini command, tunneled into three sides ot the Col di Lana-in the Dolomite Alps and blew the summit of the mountain, garrisoned by Austrian Jaegers, completely off with tons of powerful explosives. Like the Italians, the British soldiers seen here, are tunneling their way into a mountain “somewhere in the fighting zone.” Note the heavy steel girders used In supporting the overhead weight

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lunching al fresco with the two veteran Silesians, Max von Gallwits and Remus von woyrsch, two of Falkenhayn’s ablest generals, who handle great armies. The kaiser stands cloaked and obviously shivering beside a small camp table in an open yard, while a minor figure of the general staff pours a glass of Rhine wine for his imperial master. One of the strangest phases of the great war, by the way, is the passing of the kaiser’s power into the iron hands of the staff in the field. He goes here and there at their bidding; he waits on Von Falkentayn’s plans ‘like a lost' soul staying for wastage.’ "Falkenhayn’s plan is Napoleon’s own in the face of terrific wastage. ’I took the son of a peasant,’jwas the conqueror’s vaunt, ‘and made him a marshal or a duke when I found he had talents.’ Von Hindenburg is a case in point. He was the comic butt of the army during the autumn maneuvers. Behind his back smarter and younger generals tapped their foreheads with derisive meaning. But Von Falkenhayn knew his man; knew that his home was in the East Prussian marshes; knew that he had made this field of invasion the study of his life, and called him in hot haste from quiet games of .‘skat’ in Hanover, where the old fellow was on the shelf when the Russians broke into Germany.”

Hen, Twenty-nine, Lays Egg.

Dayville, Conn. —Spanish Annie, a twenty-nine-year-old hen, owned by Col. James Blanchard,' celebrated by laying an egg, the first in several years.

GERMANS MAKE STRICT SEARCH

Amazing Thoroughness With Which Travelers Are Handled at Border. SOLES RIPPED FROM SHOES Fountain Pens Emptied and Probed, Clothes Carefully Examined Under Rays of Powerful Light— Many Questions Asked. London. —There Is no miracle of German thoroughness more amazing than the search to which travelers have to submit on entering Germany. This border search is described in a London newspaper by a correspondent of the Russian paper Retch, who has just performed the feat of entering Germany at Warnemunde and staying some time in Berlin. He says: “The passengers are taken on shore in single file and directed to a shed. We enter a large compartment partitioned off by wooden bars into a series of long stalls. Our passports are taken away from us and we are admitted one by one into the next compartment through a special door. Bombarded With Questions. “I am admitted into a small room, where, behind the counter, are three German officers, a lieutenant and two subs. “At first come the usual questions: ‘Name?’ ‘Where?’ ‘Why?’ and then, ‘What is your profession?’ “I name a certain branch of business which I chose to represent. “‘You are going to Germany on business?’ “ ‘Yes.’

‘“With what firms and in what towns do you intend doing business?’ “I give the names and addresses of a few firms. “An energetic lieutenant reaches from one of the numerous shelves a directory and checks my statement. “ ‘Gut. Where have you been living recently?’ “I giye the name of a neutral country. “ ‘How long have you lived there?’ “I reply. “ ‘And whence are you proceeding from Germany?’ “I name a town in another country. “ ‘And what is your permanent address?’ “I again give a reply. “Without saying a word the lieutenant hands to the captain a few Baedekers. I recognize their red bindings. ’

SHELLS BOUND FOR VERDUN

M. Charles Humbert, senator from the Meuse district, examining shells and other ammunition to be shipped to the Verdun front. The photograph gives a view of a field literally covered with shells.

“ ‘You say you have lived so many years at N? Can you tell me where you lived there?’ “I name a street and the number of a house which I know to exist in N, but where I have never lived. “ ‘You know of course the street Y? Can you tell me what the square at the end of it is called?’ ‘‘l give the necessary reply. I have to tell the whereabouts of the post office, the palace, such and such a theater, shops and statues. “ ‘Now will you follow me,’ says one of the lieutenants, and guides me to a corridor, along both sides of which run cubicles. We enter one of the cubicles.

Soles Ripped Off. ; “ ‘Will you have the goodness to undress but, first of all, please take ofT your boots.’ The lieutenant takes the boots and hands them over to a soldier. “ ‘Have no fear. We shall rip them open and take off the heels, but we will sew them up again and return in good condition.’ “All my body, right down to my feet and nails, is carefully inspected by meanß of an electric lamp. The lining of my suit is all ripped open, but is not sewn up again. The contents of my pockets are carefully examined. The lieutenant takes his glasses and looks through my passport, opens my watch, looks at its meehanism, reads the trade mark of the manufacturers, and then takes my fountain pen, pours out the ink, and probes its inside with a hatpin. “ ‘What can one hide there?’ I asked.

“ ‘Have you never seen pendants, rings and other things? You hold them up to the light, and through a tiny little point you see highly magnified views of cathedrals, of mountains, or of towns, etc. Well, you can do the same with any document —reduce it photographically and carry it at the bottom of your fountain pen.’ “My boots were brought in, and, indeed, on the soles one could see new neat stitches. “I breathe freely once more, dress and go on the platform.”

SCARECROW FOR ZEPPELINS

British Have Dummy Gun on Coast to Yerrify Raiders —Bit of Ancient Strategy. w,, - . London.—Sir William Gelder’s revelations as to the use of a dummy wooden gun in a Zeppelin menaced east coast town have been much discussed in London. This gun, which "was duly guarded by soldiers, was intended to terrify the Germans. For a similar piece of strategy we must go back to the Franco-British expedition to China in 1860. A French historian tells us that when the allied forces arrived at Pehtang they saw before them two small forts. Not a soldier was visible in or near them. Day 'was declining and the allies, though fearing an ambush, decided to venture into the forts. They found on the ramparts two or three wooden gunß encircled with iron, and these had been abandoned by the defenders. A few mines of primitive construction had been laid around them, and w*ere removed by the French engineers.

Dummy guns, as Macaulay shows us, must have been employed by the forces of Surajah Dowlah in the battle of Plassey. The Nabob had with him 40,000 infantry armed with firelocks, pikes, swords, bows and arrows. "They were accompanied by fifty pieces of ordnanfce of the largest size, each tugged by a long team of white oxen, and each pushed on from behind by an elephant.” In the cannonade the artillery of the Nabob, though assisted by a .few small French guns, .“did scarcely any execution.” Gun* 1 oxen and baggage remained in U* power of the conqueror*.

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The Easiest Way.

Tommy had a cold in his head, which confined him to the house, so he was allowed to invite his young friend, Jack, to tea. Afterward the two small boys commenced playing hide-and-seek, and Tommy rushed into the dining room and asked his father to conceal him. This the father did, behind a big armchair. Presently in came Jack, and instead of beginning his search, calmly threw himself down on the rug before the fire. «Gome, Jack,” said Tommy’s father, "aren’t you going to look?” “No fear," was the small boy’s calm retort. “I’m waiting till he sniffs!”

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The New Idea.

‘‘lsn’t Joy riding against the law?” ‘‘Yes, except for model prison convicts.” Unprotected. The Eagle —They are going to establish a bird sanctuary. The. Turkey—Nothing doing for me.

Tha Wheat Yield Tells the Story triTjmffmgal of Western Canada’s Rapid Progress (M The heavy crops in Western Canada have caused m new records to be made in the handling of grains | ■ by railroads. For, while the movement of these ■ heavy shipments has been wonderfully rapid, the lfy _ g 1J J ■ resources of the different roads, despite enlarged 4* J ■ H I equipments and increased facilities, have been I strained as never before, and previous records I have thus been broken in all directions. I The largest Canadian wheat shipments through New York ever known ■ - are reported for the period up to October 15th, upwards of four and a ■ I quarter million buaftela being exported In lesa than al* weeks, ■ ■ and this was but the overflow of shipments to Montreal, through which I point shipments were much larger than to New York. | I Yields as high as 60 bushels of wheat per acre are reported from aQ I part 3 of the country; while yields of 45 bushels per acre are common. I Thousands of American farmers have taken part in this wonderful pro- ■ m dnOion- Land prices are still low and free homestead landsare easily secured m jjj good localities, convenient to churches, schools, markets, railways, etc. m There Is M war tmx om lend and no conscription. Write for illustrated pamphlet, reduced radr^dm^imdother information to Superintendent Immigration. Ottawa, #flr . Canada, or C. J. BBOUOBTON, Fbeo 411. IB rar - «r. A<um» sane dhkjie, intaois: H. V. McKINNIS, 17f Jeflersm . * MIL V Avenue, Detroit. HkUgaa aS Canadian Government Agents jHHF * -

Quit Familiar.

She (thoughtfully)—Did you ever think much about reincarnation, dear? ’lB (otherwise) —Think about it? I eat it nearly every day—only we call it hash. —Tiger. When a man says a bright thing he nearly always forgets the quotation marks. A woman is always suspicious of another woman who dresses better than herself.

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