Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 121, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 May 1916 — Score One for Jones. [ARTICLE]

Score One for Jones.

Short—What a brilliant chap your, friend Jones is. Long—So? I never noticed it. Short—Well, he is, all right. Yesterday I asked him to loan me five dollars, and instead of answering yes or no, he asked me if I thought he looked like a fit subject for the fool killer.