Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 120, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 May 1916 — A Happy Thought. [ARTICLE]

A Happy Thought.

“Once I get to sleep I’m very hard to wake,” said the man who talks about trifles. “If your house were to catch fire you might burn to death.” “I’ve thought of that. Er —is there such a thing as an asbestos nightshirt on the market?”