Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 120, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 May 1916 — A Utilitarian. [ARTICLE]

A Utilitarian.

“Mrs. Twobble has taken up a new fad?” ‘‘What is it?” “China decorating.” “Is Mr. Twobble interested?” < “Not at all. He said he would rather see a broiled lamb chop on a plate than a whole flock of bluebirds.”