Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 116, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 May 1916 — Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

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American men and women must guard constantly against kidney trouble, because we eat too much and all our food is rich. Our blood is filled with uric acid which the kidneys strive to filter out, they weaken from overwork, become sluggish; the eliminative tissues clog and the result is kidney trouble, bladder weakness and a general decline in health. When your kidneys feel like lumps of lead, when your back hurts or the urine is cloudy, full of sediment, or you are obliged to seek relief two or three times during the night; when you suffer with sick headache or dizzy, nervous spells, acid stomach, or you have rheumatism when the weather is bad, get from your druggist—“ANUßlC.” Because of uric acia in overabundance in the system, backache, pains here and there, rheuma-

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