Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 111, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 May 1916 — Enlishtening Jamie. [ARTICLE]

Enlishtening Jamie.

“Papa,” said Jamie, “the reason there’s so many laws is because there are so many lawyers in the tare, isn’t it?” “Yes,” said his father. “Bed for yours, now!” “Just one more question, papa,” said Jamie. “Why are there so many taxes, when there aren’t any taxidermists in the legislature?”—Judge.