Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 110, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 May 1916 — Safety First. [ARTICLE]

Safety First.

"Miss Gadder has a wonderful pair of eyes.” "Well, what if she has?" "But, my dear fellow, don’t you admire beautiful eyes?" "Oh, yes, but when I have an idea that they never light up except when they rest on some expensive object, I prefer to do my admiring at a safe distance.”