Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 110, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 May 1916 — Close Accountant. [ARTICLE]

Close Accountant.

“How much is beefsteak a pound?” asked the man with the hurried manner. The meat merchant told him and added, “how many pounds will you have?” “I don’t want any. I wanted to ascertain how much I am saving by eating scrapple.”