Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 103, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 April 1916 — Ancient Anecdotes. [ARTICLE]

Ancient Anecdotes.

"What sort of fellow is Dubwalte?" "The kind of man who starts to tell a funny story and then forgets how it ends.” "Do you feel like hitting him then?” “Yes, but I don’t miss much. The story is usually so old that I know how It ends myselL”