Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 100, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 April 1916 — Score One for America. [ARTICLE]

Score One for America.

Travers —When a man dies in Hindustan his widow is cremated. Homer —That’s where the American widow gets the best of it. Travers-r How’s that? Homer —Instead of being cremated ahe is re-mated—if she is rich and pretty. ~~