Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 100, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 April 1916 — Might Have Been Useful. [ARTICLE]

Might Have Been Useful.

Mrs. Flatbush—This paper says a man that weighs 150 pounds contains enough grease to make 75 candles and a pound of soap. Mr. Flatbush—There, dear; that’s the sort of man you ought to have married.