Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 100, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 April 1916 — Always Ready to Oblige. [ARTICLE]

Always Ready to Oblige.

Gruff Policeman (to tipsy old party who is singing in the car) —You must either stop that noise or accompany me. Tipsy Old Party—Accompany you? Why, certainly. Just hum a tune first; we can then go ahead together.—Nebraska Awgwan.