Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 100, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 April 1916 — Retort Courteous. [ARTICLE]

Retort Courteous.

“What!” exclaimed the spinster who was beginning to carry weight for age, “do you mean to tell me your baby is ten months old and can’t walk yet! Why, I could go it alone at the age of six months.” “Yes,” rejoined the young mother, indignantly, "and I notice you have been going it alone ever since.”