Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 100, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 April 1916 — Johnny Knew the Sex. [ARTICLE]

Johnny Knew the Sex.

Father —Where is your mother, Johnny? Johnny—She’s out in the back yard doing a whittling stunt. Father —Are you sure she’s whittling? Johnny—Of course I am; she’s trying to sharpen a pencil.