Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 100, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 April 1916 — GOOD JOKES. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

GOOD JOKES.

AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE. "I attended the theater last night," said the dry goods clerk, "and the play was simply out of sight” “What was the nature of it?” asked the little blonde stenographer. “It was a melodrama,” answered the yardstick manipulator. “The last scene was quite realistic; just as three burglars crawl In at the kitchen window, the clock strikes 1, and —” "Pardon me,” Interrupted the athletic boarder, "but which one did the clock strike?” \