Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 98, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 April 1916 — Little Mistake. [ARTICLE]

Little Mistake.

An old gentleman of eighty-four having taken to the altar a young damsel of about fifteen, the clergyman said to him: “The font is at the other end of the church.” “What do I want with the font?" said the old gentleman. "Oh, I beg your pardon,” said the cleric, “I thought you had brought this child to be christened.**