Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 98, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 April 1916 — Extremes Meet. [ARTICLE]

Extremes Meet.

“The brighest man in my class at college is now motorman on a street car." “And how about the stupidest man? He’s president of the road, I presume?" “No, he’s the conductor.”

Dr. Pierce’s Pellets are best for liver, bowels and stomach. One little Pellet sot a laxative —three for a cathartic. —Adv.