Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 89, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 April 1916 — From Our New Dictionary. [ARTICLE]

From Our New Dictionary.

Delusion—The principal ingredient in our happiness. Woman —A mystery to every one except dry goodf> clerks. dossip— A beast of prey that devours its victims while alive. Sentiment—A good thing so long as it can be kept on a paying basis. Silence—Something that is especially golden when we have nothing to say.