Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 86, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 April 1916 — His Little Scheme. [ARTICLE]

His Little Scheme.

Pennibs —My boss has worked me ten hours a day for the last six years, but I’m going to get even with him. Inkerton —How are you going to do it? Pennibs —I’m going to marry his only daughter—then I'll work him twenty-four hours a day' as long as he lives.