Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 86, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 April 1916 — Wherein They Fail. Couldn’t Go the Pace. [ARTICLE]

Wherein They Fail.

Couldn’t Go the Pace.

“So your dyspepsia is no better, eh?” said the doctor. “Did you follow my advice and drink hot water an hour before breakfast?” “I tried to, doctor,” replied the discouraged patient, “but I was unable to keep it up for more than five minutes at a stretch.”