Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 84, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 April 1916 — Glad He Escaped. [ARTICLE]

Glad He Escaped.

“Good old times we had when we were young, eh, Jobson?” “Sure. We both courted the same girl, and both lost her. Ha! Ha!” “By the way, I saw her the other day. She was standing on a soap box screaming: ‘Votes for women!’” “Did the sight of her affect you any?” “I should say so! I rushed into the nearest jewelry store and bought my wife a pearl necklace.”