Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 79, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 April 1916 — What He Didn’t Understand. [ARTICLE]

What He Didn’t Understand.

The soldier was telling the workman about a battle that he had once been in that had lasted from eight o’clock in the morning until seven o’clock at night His description was most graphic, and be became vefy enthusiastic as he lived through the stirring scenes again. “There’s one thing I can’t understand about the story," said the workman. slowly, when he had finished. “You say that the battle began at eight o’clock in the morning and lasted until sevan o'clock at night?" “Yes, that s so,” was the reply. "Then,” retorted the workman with • puzzled air, “what 1 can’t make out is how did you manage about your dinner hour?"