Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 79, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 April 1916 — Keeping Up Appearances. [ARTICLE]

Keeping Up Appearances.

“How about some hair tonic ?” suggested the barber. “What for?” inquired Mr. Growcher. “So as to preserve your hair, of course.” “Let it fall out. I’m too old to be handsome, and my only hope of looking Intellectual is to become baldheaded.” '