Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 79, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 April 1916 — A Happy Thought. [ARTICLE]

A Happy Thought.

“I heard you holding gay converse with the janitor this morning.” “Yes.” “ ’Tis seldom the great man unbends.” “Quite true, but this morning I had occasion to borrow a corkscrew from him and I invited him up to my apartment to see that highly useful device in operation.”