Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 55, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 March 1916 — WOULD MAKE ANY SACRIFICE [ARTICLE]

WOULD MAKE ANY SACRIFICE

Callow Young Man, Who Had Been Trying to Ralae Mustache, Is Told to Get It Cut. “I’m prepared to make any sacrifice for you, dear,” said the callow young man as he knelt at the feet of his adored one. “Do you really mean that?” asked the girl, as she thoughtfully studied his features. “Try me and see.” “Then I will.. You have been making a desperate effort to grow a mustache for two years, Algernon, and the result is—er —rather disappointing. Go to a barber, dear, and sacrifice that on the altar of love.”