Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 March 1916 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

His Orders Backfired. Employer (to office boy)—lf anyone calls, James, remember that I am not in. (Half an hour later)—Didn’t you hear me call, you young idiot? . James—Yes, sir; but I t’ought yer wasn’t in. A Question for Paw. Little Lemuel —Say, paw? Paw—Well, what is it, son? Little Lemuel—What holds the rain up when it doesn’t rain?