Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 February 1916 — GOOD JOKES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

GOOD JOKES

GIVING HIM WARNING. “If you come home early this afternoon, go around the house and enter by the back door," Baid Mrs. Dodsworth. “What’s on foot?” asked Mr. Dodsworth. i - “Nothing’s on foot,” thank heaven! I will entertain the Browning club this afternoon and 1 don’t want any object so intensely material as you are to profane the soulful atmosphere we shall have created by several hours of study and recitation."