Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 39, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 February 1916 — A RACIAL DISTINCTION. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

A RACIAL DISTINCTION.

Briggs—They say these Italians come over here, save up five hundred dollars and go home and live on it the rest of their lives. Griggs—That's the difference between an Italian and a Scotchman. A Scotchman does the same thing, but he takes away about a hundred million dollars.

The Count —Sacr-r-r-re! The cashier of my fiancee’s father has defaulted! , The Baron—Parbleu! . Shall you break off the engagement? The Count—Mllle tonner-r-res! I can not tell until I find out how much he took!

UNCERTAIN.