Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 39, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 February 1916 — AH the Difference. [ARTICLE]

AH the Difference.

A motorist, who was touring in Ireland, one day met a native who was driving a donkey and cart. Thinking he would like to have a little fun at the man’s expense, he began: “What is the difference, Pat, between your turnout and mine?” “Oh, not a great dale,” promptly replied Pat. “Shure, the donkey’s in the shafts in the wan and on the sate in the other.”