Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 39, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 February 1916 — Progressive Dampness. [ARTICLE]

Progressive Dampness.

“Young Twobble first decided that he wanted to be a lawyer." “Yes.” “But he thought the law was too dry, so he decided to become a doctor.” “But even that was too dry, so he opened a drug store in a dry town, and now it’s the wettest place you can find in a day’s walk.”