Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 February 1916 — Overdoing It. [ARTICLE]

Overdoing It.

"I wish I were as active as a flea,” remarked the whimsical man. “Why so?” inquired his practical friend. ~j—“Think how easy it would be for me to jump out of the way of automobiles.” “Umph! If you were as active as a flea, in proportion to your size, when you jumped you would be apt to land on top of a skyscraper.”