Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 February 1916 — Not Up on Poultry. [ARTICLE]

Not Up on Poultry.

On board of one of his majesty s ships two seamen were hotly engaged in an argument as to the class of animal a hog belonged, one of them asserting it was a sheep and the other equally certain it was a pig. Not being able to agree, one of them turned to an old salt, who was standing close by, saying: “Here, bill, you’ve knocked about a bit. What is a hog? Is it a pig or a sheep?” Whereupon Bill, after due consideration, replied: “Well, to tell the truth, chummy, 1 don’t know much about poultry.'’ — London Tit-Bits.