Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 January 1916 — Psalms, But No Hims. [ARTICLE]

Psalms, But No Hims.

Mrs. X, suspecting the cook was entertaining her beau in the kitchen, called Martha and said she thought she heard someone talking with her. “Oh, no, ma’am," said the quick-wit-ted Martha, "it was only me singing a psalm.” "All right, then,” returned her mistress. “You may amuse yourself with psalms, but let’s have no hlms.”