Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 January 1916 — If They Told the Truth. [ARTICLE]

If They Told the Truth.

"How, homely your wife grows!” “My dear, what do you suppose my score was this morning? One hundred and for eighteen holes,” “I won’t be home till late tonight, darling. I’m going to paint the town red with * a couple of old cbllege chums:” ’ “Yes, sir, the hotel is pretty full, but I can give you what we consider the worst room in s it for a little more than the same price you would pay for a good one if we weren’t so crowded.”—Life.