Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 January 1916 — Page 3 Advertisements Column 4 [ADVERTISEMENT]

IT BEEMEO A LONG TIME George Bernard Shaw was invited by a friend one night to hear a string quartet from Italy. Expecting * treat, he accepted the invitation. Throughout the program* he sat with a stony look on his face. The friend, to draw a little praise from him said: "Mr. Shaw, those men have been playing together fcr twelve years.” ' “Twelve years!” said the other in an uncredulous voice. "Surely we’ve been here longer than thaL” SAVING HIM MONEY ised me a dollar if' I passed in school this term?” “Yes, my boy." -• "Well, I just thought I’d tell yon that that’s one expense you won! have to figure on this year.” TOO SUGGESTIVE "Yes, said the young physician of aristocratic lineage, "our family ha* a motto, but I prefer not to use IL It is a little teo suggestive in my profession." "What is the motto?" ••Faithful unto death."* Willing to Try His Method. Sufferer—l have a terrible toothache and want something to cure ft." Friend—Now, you don’t need any medicine. I had * toothache yesterday and I went home and my loving wife kissed me and so consoled me that the pain soon passed away. Why don’t you try the same?" Sufferer—l think I will. 1* year wlfe at home

DR. F. A. TURFLER Osteopathic Physiciaa Rooms 1 and S. Murray Building. Rensselaer,‘lad’ana. Phones, Office —» rings °» «®*. twice —3 rings on SOO - Successfully treats both acute and .aronlc diseases Spinal curvatures s “jipecTaltrGEORGE A. WILLIAMS Lawyer Special attention given to preparation of wills, settlement <rf eatated, making and examination of abstract •• kittle, and farm loans. Office over First National Bank.

TMUMWE IQTICX. The undersigned trustee ot Newton township, will have an Rensselaer, on Saturday of each we*»tn the room With R. P. lane over Murray’s store. JOHN bush. Trustee.