Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 January 1916 — A Desperate Punster. [ARTICLE]

A Desperate Punster.

“It would be better for you if you quit eating so much,” remarked the wholesale adviser. * “Look here,” rejoined the dyspeptic; ‘‘these futusist ideas may be all right for pictures and poetry; but don’t try to start any few-chewrist notions about my bills of fare.”