Evening Republican, Volume 20, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 January 1916 — The Reason Why. [ARTICLE]

The Reason Why.

A quick-witted newspaper man in the city was asked lately by a friend, “Why didn’t Adam take out a marriage license?” "I suppose,” answered the newspaper m%n, “that as long as he went about Eve, he found the bureau was closed.” "