Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 308, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 December 1915 — Nother Turn-Down. [ARTICLE]

Nother Turn-Down.

“I have written my biography," saitfr the former politician, who had seen, better days—and perhaps better nights. “Would you be willing to advance me a few dollars on it?” “Not on your life,” rejoined the heartless publisher.