Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 308, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 December 1915 — Can’t Be Done. [ARTICLE]

Can’t Be Done.

The Wise —This paper says that New York doctors havd formed a society to study methods for staying the advance of old age. gg? The Husband—Well, tell ’em you’ve tried prevarication and reducing the number of candles in your birthdaycakes, and neither will do it.