Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 308, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 December 1915 — Page 4

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REUSScUEfI RE PUBLIC A R DAU.Y AJNP BiCMI-Wfc.ivKJLV HKAUbt * CLARK - - Publishers THIS FRIDAY ISSUE IS REGULAR T WEEKLY EDITION Semi- Weekly Republican entered Jan. I. l*a!, as second cum mall matter, at the postufflee at Henaaalaaij Indiana, under the act of March I, 18 7•. Evening Republican entered Jan. 1, IM7. as second class mall matter at the noetoihee at Ueusselaer, lnd., under the act or March 1, 14T*. *" SUBSCRIPTION RATES . Dally by Carrier. I# Cents Week. Semi-Weekly. In advance. Year >I.M.

Classify Column RATES IXJK CbAftSItlKD ADS Three lines or less, per west of six Issues of Ths Evenin* Republican and two of The Semi-Weekly Republican, t. terns. Audia jnal epj'c pic ra:e. FOE SALK _ FOR SALE —My property in the southwest comer of city; just the paste xor poultry And trucking; cheap it tyiron at once.—Write hux 3, R. D. Mo. 4. FOR SALE—Barred Plymouth Rock cockerels, the good kind like i always raise; new blood every year; |l each, it taken soon. —B. JJ. Comer, Phone ym-A. FOR SALE —One team, also an 8foot Jaxormick binder, almost new, or will exchange lor cows. —Will RWhittaker, Fair Oaka, lnd., R. D. 1. FOR SALE—Modem 7-room house, hard-wood floors, bath, 4 clothes closets, pantry, electric lights, good well, cistern and city water, wood house, chicken park and fruit, good cement walks. Comer lot. Apply to Chat. R. Kish ling, or Phone 1114. FOR sale —Tract centrally located in Rensselaer; can be divided into nine good sixed lota and will be aoid at a price that will make some one some money.—Healey A Clark. ' FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE —A choice, fertile 138-acre farm in central Arkfi"***, near Little Rock. Price $25 per acre, or will exchange for a good business or a residence proposition in central Indiana. —G. E. Stevenson, Redfleld, Ark. FOR SALE—37 acres, K mile of Rensselaer. One of finest locations in this section. See C. W. Postill, administrator.

FOR SALE —Sawed oak lumber of all kinds, white, red or burr oak. Sawed in any dimensions desired. 4 miles west of Rensselaer. Phone 87-G, Mr. Ayr, or 935-D, Rensselaer, Route 3.—A. 1L Yeoman, J. V. Collins. * FOR SALE—F. P. lighting system, phone 411.—C. Earl Duvall. FOR SALE—Wood, stove, block or 4-fooL—E. C. Maxwell, phone 546. FOR SALE—A good big milk cow, fresh Sunaay; male calf by her side. —Mat Heuson, Phone 90&-E. FOR RA...R—Three good work ■mivjs; see Earl Clouse, who dnv'? the bus for Lilly Frye. FOR SALE —My residence property on Franklin street. Can srive noasession Nov. 20th. —C. W. Eger. SO BST EOUSAT BSIQATW. Oa Itau That X Cu Oiv* FosMsalon of Kudt Ist. $7 v* acres—Good i room house, new barn, Vfc mile from H. H. town in Jasper county; all In cultivation, sood drain axe, good black soil, clay subsoil, s&u per acre. $£,600 cash, balance terms. so acres—4% miles northwest of Remington, ind., on pike road, good 6-room house, good barn, all In cultivation, level land Price SBO per acre. $«,. cash, balance terms. 00 acres—ll miles from Rensselaer and $ miles from another R. R. station, 4-room new bouse, lair barn, all In cultivation except 3 acres timber; level black land and a real bargain at per acre. $1,600 cash, balance easy 30 acres—Nice borne 3 miles out from Rensselaer, on pike, large orchard «*- in cultivation, well drained. Price $4,600. $3,600 cash, balance $260 per year until paid. _ 140 acres—lmproved farm near Bowling Green, .do., for sale or exchange at a real bargain. HARVEY DAVISSON, Rensselaer, Ind. WANTED. WANTED —School girl to share zoom with smother girl, and 2 rooms for rent for light housekeeping. Urn. E. H. Shield*, phone 624. ~ WANTED —Woodchoppers. Call J. E. Walters, Phone 537. WANTED—Responsible men to •ell Watkins Products in nearby counties. An opportunity to get into a profitable business of your own without investing one dollar in the goods you sell. Must be able to furnish or auto and give personal bond with two responsible sureties. — V. M. Peer, or Andrew Sipkema, Fair Oaks, ind. Position on a farm by the year by experienced married man. Harry F. Phinkett, Chalmers, Ind. WANTED— Washings to do at home.—Mrs. Omer Dooley, N. Dayton ~ W ANTED— Experienced girl for general housework at once: will pay good wages for capable Mis. |

FOR RENT. FOR RENT —Six room house, electric lights, city water. Will be vacant about Jan. 15. Phone 606. FOR RENT—Two furnished rooms. Phone 358. FOR RENT —8 room house on Cullen SL, 2% blocks of court houso*— Dr. F. A. Turflsr. lostT LOST—Baby ring between Murray’s store and Rhoad’e grocery, or on way home.—Mrs. Ralph Zeigler, phone 935-E. LOST —A gold pin With opal in center and surrounded with brilliants. Finder please leave at this office or Telephone 288. LOST —Large hair pin set with two rows of brilliants. Please leave at Republican office or Phone No. 33. LOST—Small round leather purse, with two or three bills in it and some change. Lost in Methodist church. Leave li Republican office. LOST—A black leather handbag cnotaining small coin puise with almost |5 and my watch; also lodge receipt with my name. —Mrs. Olive ! (Charles) Jordan, Phone 131-A, Francesville line. Finder please notify or leave at Republican office. LOST—About two weeks ago, a dollar watch, has name Claypool Jewelry Co. across dial. Finder please return to Geo. H. Hei ley. FOUNIL FOUND —A small purse; call here. FOUND —A suitcase containing men's clothing.—J. W. Dunlap, or inquire at this office. MISCELLANEOUS. TAKEN UP —One shote and 2 pigs, Dec. 9, color red. Cornelius Evers, Sr., Thayer, lnd. MARRY—Ws have many members wishing to marry soon. Marry rich. All ages. Send 10 cents for list and membership plan. American correspondence League, 505 East Colfax Ave., South Bend, lnd. If you are intending to go to the land of sunshine, West Palm Beach, Florida, this winter. Write for booklet to M. J. Hoenig, Hotel Palms, West Palm Beach, Florida. FARM LOANS—We can procure you a five-year loan on your farm at a per cent. Can loan as high as 60 per cent of the value of any good farm. No delay in getting the money after title is approved. —Cbas. J. Dean & Son.

NOTICE TO INVESTORS. FOR SALE—SB,OOO nan-taxable secureties, drawing & per cent interest, absolutely safe. For information write or call John B. Lyons, Jr., Brook, ind. HOGS. OLD-FASHIONED SPOTTED POL-AND-CHIN A HOGS. The Hog of the Hour. Boars ready for service. Fall pigs, both sexes. Order spring pigs sired by Paul Number 20, biggest-boned boar of the breed. JENNIE M. CONRAD, President American Spotted PolandChina Record Association, CONRAD, NEWTON COUNTY, IND. OAK LAWN STOCK FARM FOR SALE—A choice lot of pure bred Hampshire boars, sized by State Fair winners. My herd it cholera immune by use of the simultaneous method. Pedigrees furnished with each hog. John R. Lewis A Son, Rensselaer, Ind., R. D. 1, or Phone yi2-J.

Danger Signal.

If the fire bell should ring would you run and stop it or go and help to put out the fire ? It is much the same way with a cough. A cough is a danger sibnal as much as a fire belL You should no more try to suppress it than to stop a fire bell when it is ringing, hurt; should cure the disease that causes the coughing. This can nearly always be done by taking Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy. Many have used it with the most beneficial results. It is especially valuable for the persistent cough that so often follows a bad cold or an attack of the grip. Mrs. Thomas Beeching, Andrews, Ind., writes: “During ♦he winter my husband takes cold easily and coughs and coughs. Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy is the best medicine for breaking up these attacks and you cannot get him to take any other.” Obtainable everywhere. C

RENSSELAER MARKETS.

New corn—6oc. Oats—36c. Wheat—sl.os. Rye—7sc and 80c. Geese—loc. Springs turkeys—l6%c. Old hen turkeys—l6c. Old toms—loc.

TUB EVENING REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, INP.

Mr. and Mr.s Etiiur Sage and son want to Lafayette today. Joe Nagel went to Lafayette today on business. W. H. Parkinson went to Indianapolis today on business. Miss Marion Parker is spending the day in Chicago. Mrs. L. H. Hamilton went to Chicago to spend the day. Mr. and Mrs. Ray Kenton, of Artesian, S. Dak., are visiting relatives here. ' I. N. Best and D. W. Johnson, of Rose lawn, were Rensselaer visitors today. iMrs. Mel Laßue went to Rose lawn today to spend the day with her hueband. Mr. and Mrs. Emmet Hopkins went to Parr today to attend the funeral of J. N. Gunyon. Mrs. Will Parkinson and son, Linn, returned home today after a visit of several days at Attica. Mrs. Fred Bruner and 'baby went to Madison, lnd., today, where they will make their future home. • Chailes Linn, of Kasper, Wyo., came today for a visit with his sister, Mrs. Will Parkinson. Mrs. Joseph Havorka, of Denver, is here for an exended visit with her son, Prof. Leo Havorka. Mrs. Sam Wiles went to Monon today for a few days' visit with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Ed Webb. Earl OliarWberlin returned from Chalmers today, after spending his Christmas vacation with his parents. Mrs. Frank Busha, of Lafayette, came today for a visit with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Beam. George Aldrich, of New Albany, returned ‘home today after attending the funeral of Lyman Zea, here. Mrs. A. E. Delouest, who has been here since April, left last night for her home at Ocala, Fla., accompanied by her brother, John Hallagan. Mrs. Elizabeth Cook, 75 years old, mother of Homer L. Cook, secretary of state, died at Indianapolis Tuesday after an illness of ten days. Mr. and Mrs. True D. Woodworth returned home yesterday from Columbia City, where they spent five weeks visiting Mr. and Mrs. Newt. Pumphrey. D. S. Makeever, who has been suffering from a pain in the head for the past few days, is slightly improved today. The will of the late Frederic Karch was filed for probate in the circuit court yesterday by his attorney, Moses Leopold. Mr.* Karch leaves all hi® property to his wife. Mrs. Woo ley, mother of Mrs. William Huif, an aged lady residing west of Rensselaer, suiered a stroke of apoplexy Tuesday. Dr. Johnson was called and found her condition quite serious. Marriage Licenses. Sylvian Ray Standbery, bom Blotcher, lnd., Nov. 13, 1894, residence Wanatah, lnd., occupation farmer, and Stella Glen Culp, bom Framcesville, lnd., Sept. 19, 1896, residence Francesville; first marriage for each. Aaron Earl Custard, bom Wells county, Indiana, Feb. 14, 1890, present residence Wheatfield, lnd., occupation farmer, second marriage, and Esther Pearl Clark, bom Jasper county, lnd., June 14, 1895, present residence Wheatfield, occupation housekeeper, first marriage.

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CHICAGL INDIANAPOLIS A LOUISVILLE RV. Chicago and the west, Indianapolis, flhwfan«u. and the South, LoufsviUeand French Lick Springs. In effect October 3,1915. SOUTHBOUND. No. 35 1:88 a m Indianapolis and Cincinnati No. 5 10:65 aro Louisville and French Lick No. 3 11:10 p m Louisville and French Lick No. 87 11:17 a m Indianapolis and Cincinnati No. 38 1:67 p n> Ind’plis, Cincinnati and French Lick No. 89 6:50 p m Lafayette and Michigan City No. 31 7:81 p m Indianapolis and Lafayette NORTHBOUND. No. - 86 Chicago 4:51 a m No. 4 Chicago 5:01 a m No. 40 Chic, (accom.) 7:30 a m No. 32 Chkmcp ;..10:36 a m No. 88 Chicago 2:51 p m No. 6 Chicago ...8:31 f m No. 80 Chicago 6:50 p m For tickets and further information call on { v * W. H. BEAM, Agent.

A SAD, SAD TALE

The evening sky vu glowing with the last rays of the setting sun. Two middle-aged men sat on a large flat rock at the edge of a pond on the outskirts of the city. That afternoon they had sallied forth In an attempt to lure the finny denizens of the pond from their native haunt, but nary a horn pout graced the bottom of a formidablelooking basket. On another rock, a •few hundred yards away, three or four urchins were rapidly filling an old pall with various and sundry specimens of fish. Mournful preparations were under way for their retirement. As the older one hauled in his li6e there was a sudden tug. The pole was given a mighty jerk, but no nine-pound pickerel struggled through the air. Disclosure revealed a bent and broken twig. Thoroughly disgusted, they stared to leave. As they wandered down the path they came upon the boys and eyed their pail with envious eyes. After a consultation they decided to purchase the products of the boys' industry, parting with four bits of United States silver. Putting the fish in a large bag they sallied forth to civilization. The fish however, were destined never to be eaten by hungry mortals. They reached the corner grocery and after exhibiting the fine fish "which we caught,” laid the bag down on the sugar barrel while they negotiated the purchase of the family provender fox the morrow. The storekeeper keeps two large cats and the pussies promptly located the whereabouts of the fish. While the owners dallied and talked the fish disappeared in one, two, three order. As the cats made their escape, when discovered, they were obliged to dodge several cans of squash, thrown from the store shelves, and now the grocer is mourning the loss of the trade of two cash customers.

Waiting for the Boss.

Wherever Henry Labouchere went his strange and Interesting personality made Itself felt. He was one of those men about whom numberless good stories, authentic and otherwise, cluster. The following is a true one: Labouchere was appointed an attache to Mr. Crampton, the British minister at Washington. During one of Mr. Crampton's absences from the legation, the young man had an opportunity of exercising the official reserve and discretion for which the English diplomats have always been so famous. An American citizen call one morning to see Mr. Crampton. “I want to see the boss,” he said. "You can't; he’s out," replied Labouchere. "But you can see me.” “You are no good,' replied the American. "I must see the boss. Til wait.” "Very well,” calmly said the attache and went on with his letter writing. The visitor sat down and waited for a considerable time. At last he came up to Labouchere and said: I've been waiting around here for two hours. Has the chief come In yetT” “No. You’ll see him drive up to the front door when he returns.” “How long do you reckon it will be before he comes?" "Well,” said Labouchere, "he went to Canada yesterday. I should say he’ll be here in about six weeks.”

Might Be Worth It.

There was a certain bishop who had a pleasant habit of chatting with anybody he might meet during his country walks. One day he came across a lad who was looking after some pigs by the roadside, and the bishop paused to ask him what he was doing, that being his usual way of opening a conversation. ‘Moindin* swoine,” the lad replied stolidly. The bishop nodded thoughtfully. “Ah, is that so?" he continued. "And how much do you earn a week?" “ Two shillin’," was the reply. "Only two shillings?” remarked the bishop. Then he continued pleasantly, "I, too, am a shepherd, but I get more than two shillings.” The lad looked at him suspiciously for a minute; then he said slowly: "Mebbe you gets more swoine nor me to moind.”

He Felt Small.

Dr. Oliver W. Holmes was small in stature. Upon one occasion he was present at a meeting which happened to be attended by a number of very large men, thus making his diminutive size rather conspicuous. One of these men—doubtless wishing to> make him feel at ease—came up to him and said: "Well, Dr. Holmes, I should think you would feel rather small among all these fellows.” *1 do,” replied the doctor; "I feel like a 3-cent piece among a lot of pennies.”

A National Calamity.

"Whore's my umbella?” demanded the wife of a* member of parliament. Tm afraid I’ve forgotten it, my dear,” meekly answered her husband. "It must be in the train.” "In the train?" snorted the lady. "And to think that the affairs of the nation are entrusted to a man who doesn't know enough to take care oi a woman’s umbrellal*

Who is Your Doctor? * ' } .V *, I In case of sickness or a broken bone you call the most competent man available. You want a specialist, a man of experience who has helped others. Automobile mechanism deserves the same intelligent care. We have a man of vast experience in aH departments of auto service, a man worth his weight in gold to the motorists of Jasper county. When your car is lame, take advantage , of our free inspection. We like to do your favors. What we help * you will help us, too. MOTOR SERVICE CO.

O. L. Calkins Leo Worland. CALKINS & WORLAND Funeral Directors Parlors in Nowels Block across from the postoffice. New combination snto ambulance and funeral car. Expert services guaranteed in all cases entrusted to our care. Mr. Calkins is licensed as funeral director and embalms in both Indiana and Illinois. Phones 25 or 307

TWO-SEVEN-THREE—Phone this number for good coal, prompt delivery and full weight. ' .Somehow we could never bring ourselves to believe that when a fellow in the other trench wishes you a Happy New Year while drawing a bead on your koko with an army rifle, that he is not in the deadliest kind of earnest. —Monticello Journal.

Nervous Women. When the nervousness is caused by constipation, as is often the case, you will get quick relief by taking Chamberlain’s Tablets. These tablets also improve the digestion. Obtainable everywhere. C No better New Years resolution can be made by every good Hoosier than this: “I am resolved, no matter what comes in the way, to go to the polls on primary election day and cast my vote for the men whom it will be best to elect for Indiana’s good.” Pittson hard coal, than whiah there is none better, is sold by Hamilton & Kellner. If the supreme court in rendering its decision on the two sections of the primary law before it would only extend its juridical purview to embrace a few concise words on its reading of the sections bearing on the nomination of candidates for U. S. senator and governor and say what, if any, function the state conventions shall have in ratifying or repudiating the action of the sovereign electorate, near everybody would, be pleased.

Notice of Annual Meeting Of Farmers’ Mutual <^o.

The 19th annual meeting of the Farmers’ Mutual Insurance Association of Benton and the adjoining counties of Jasper and White will be held in Remington, Ind., Jan. 8, 1916, for the election of officers and such other business as may properly come before the meeting. D. W. BIDDLE, Secty. FRANK E. FISiHER, Pres. “We Print Anything for Anybody.”

The Happy Family Next Christmas will be the one in which every member has received a check from our >■ Landis Christmas Savings Club Imagine how much merrier Christmas will be when everybody has moeey to make others MERRY It’s nice when all have money of their own—there’s no asking—no coaxing—no disappointments —no “broken hearts.” Let every Family be the Happy Family Next Christmas. Let every one, the baby included, enroll right away It’s the sure way to have the money when you need it. First National Bank Rensaolaer, Indiana

We have a nice, clean burning lump coal at |4.00 per ton. —D. E. Grow. Six Michigan men, indicted as a result of the inquiry into the steamer Eastland disaster in Chicago last July, have been summoned to appear in U. S. district court in Grand Rapids today. Judge Sessions wall decide at this time whether or not the men will be placed on trial in Chicago. Try our $4.00 lump coal.—Hamilton & Kellner. " Gales which swept throughout the eastern states and part of the middle western s' ates, were reported by the weather bureau as having passed out to sea last night. Milos of telephone poles were blown down by the gales and other property damage was reported in the east. New York suffered from a great snow storm, tieing up traffic throughout the state.

A RENSSELAER WOMAN’S EXPERIENCE. Results Tell the Tale.

Can you doubt the evidence of this Rensselaer citizen? You can verify Rensselaer endorsement. Read this: ■Mira. Aaron Hickman, N. Front St., Rensselaer, says: “I have taken Daan’s Kidney Pills at different times when suffering from attacks of backache and other symptoms of kidney complaint and I have always had prompt relief. Over three years ago I first used them and I was so well pleased with the .benefit I got that 1 gave a statement for publication recommending them. Since then, when I have heard anyone complain of kidney trouble or backache, I have suggested that Doan’s Kidney Pills be piocure dat Fendig’s Drug Store and given a trial. Different ones of my family have taken this medicine and like myself, have been greatly benefited.” Price 50c, at all dealers. Don’t simply ask for a kidney remedy—get Doan's Kidney Pills—the same that Mrs. Hickman had. Foster-Miltoura Co., Props., Buffalo, N, Y.