Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 304, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 December 1915 — Accommodating Citizens. [ARTICLE]

Accommodating Citizens.

A couple of Kansas City motorists ■who had penetrated the Ozarks found themselves sundry miles from the nearest town with a balky motor on hand and a dismal outlook before them. By and by there came driving along a rectangular native, who offered to drag them and their car to town for $6. “Blankity-blank!” they replied at considerable length. “All right,” yawned the native. “Any way to give satisfaction. I’m a notary public. Drag you in for the price I named or swear you In for a dollar apiece.”