Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 304, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 December 1915 — Page 3

KIDNEY TROUBLE NOT RECOGNIZED Ab examining physieian for one of the prominent Life Insurance Companies, in an interview of the subject, made the astonishing statement that one reason why eo many applicants for insurance are rejected is because kidney trouble is so common to the American people, and the large majority of those whose applies* tions are declined do not even suspect that they have the disease. According to this it would seem that a medicine for the kidneys, possessing real healing and curative properties, would be a blessing to thousands. Dr. Kilmer’s gwamp-Root, the well known kidney, liver and bladder remedy, is remarkably successful in sickness caused by kidnev and bladder troubles. It is mild and gentle in its action and : ts healing influence is soon noticed in most cases. There is no other remedy like SwampRoot. It will surely and effectively overcome kidney, liver and bladder troubles — and you can depend upon it. Go to any drug store and get a bottle so as to start treatment today. You will soon see a marked improvement. However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer A Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper.—Adv. '

Accommodating Citizens.

A couple of Kansas City motorists ■who had penetrated the Ozarks found themselves sundry miles from the nearest town with a balky motor on hand and a dismal outlook before them. By and by there came driving along a rectangular native, who offered to drag them and their car to town for $6. “Blankity-blank!” they replied at considerable length. “All right,” yawned the native. “Any way to give satisfaction. I’m a notary public. Drag you in for the price I named or swear you In for a dollar apiece.”

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The Burning Question.

Queenie —Have you ever kissed a girl? Oswald —Is that an invitation or are you gathering statistics.

Important to Mothers

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SUMMER BASEBALL TAKES TOO MUCH TIME

Harry LeGore, Star Football Player, Who, Together With Four Other Members of Yale Team, Got Into Trouble This Fall on Account of Summer Baseball.

That summer baseball is undesirable, not because of the “taint” of professionalism but because it would mean that the players would devote too much time to the game, is the argument against summer ball in the current number of the Harvard Alumni Bulletin. Boyd says that the baseball squad now puts in the entire afternoon during the greater part of the college year. With summer baseball permitted, he contends, prospective candidates for the team will be encouraged to play summer ball by way of improving their chances of making the team. This he considers too great an expenditure of time that might well be devoted to other objects. Boyd writes, in part: The endless discussion of “summer baseball” is rendered all the more tiresome because the real point at issue is usually missed. It is not a matter of social distinction, nor is it even a question of tearing down the fence between the amateur and professional paddocks. The real danger is that if “summer baseball” or any form of it

ZBYSZKO TRIES BAKED APPLE

Big Polish Wrestler Ate Nine of Them, Then Eight Boiled Eggs, Toast, Chops and Potatoes. Stanislaus Zbyszko and Yankee Rogers, wrestlers, were coming out of Montreal one wintry morning, says an exchange. The two members of the grapple profession strolled into the dining car together. Rogers ordered

Stanislaus Zbyszko.

some baked apples—that, is, perhaps, one. Zbyszko was much interested. “What is that, Mr. Rogers?” asked the big Polish wrestler, who always speaks in a very formal manner. ‘That’s a baked apple,” replied the Buffalo wrestler. It was the first time Zbyszko had ever seen a baked apple in his life. “Mr. Waiter, I’ll try one,” said Zbyszko. The big Pole ate nine baked apples, eight boiled eggs, three orders of toast, some chops and several orders of potatoes.

Semipro League in Gotham.

Promoters have started a movement to organize a semipro league in Greater New York which will be upder the jurisdiction of organized ball. It is to be used as a farm for major league clubs.

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, IND.

should be allowed, it would soon be considered desirable. Under the pressure of intercollegiate competition, members of the baseball squad would soon come to feel an implied obligation to deVote their summers to the game in order to insure victorious teams. This situation would be a scandal in itself, and the cause of endless dissatisfaction. Even now baseball requires more time from its devotees than any other university sport. It is true, track and crew athletes are in training as long as baseball men, but their work requires only a few minutes at the end of the afternoon, which is merely what the busiest undergraduate should set aside every day for physical exercise. Baseball demands most of the afternoons for half the college year, not counting time given to fall practice. To encourage students to prolong their baseball service several months further each year would be unpardonable. They might better attend Plattsburg, to learn that they have a country.

LITTLE PICK-UPS OF SPOPT

Yale Bowl looks something like a battered tincup these black days. ♦ • * Alma Richards, the Olympic champion high Jumper, is back at Cornell. * * • > Basket ball players regret to find that the official basket is no larger this year. • • • Willard is a funny kind of a champion. He hasn’t had the title a year, and has signed for a fight. e • • By knocking out Art Pelkey, Fred Fulton won the heavyweight championship. of Oshkosh, Wls. As the compositor might have put it, "Johnny Dundee, the Italian, wiped up the ring with Joe Rivers.” ewe Jawn McGraw wants new timber. Too°mSCh timber, we think, sent the Giants to the bottom last season. Can you imagine it? Jess Willard says he has refused an offer of SSOO a week for 20 weeks in vaudeville: a a • Ted Lewis, the English battler, has been putting it over with regularity on some of the best mitt artists of America. a • • Rube Oldring of the Athletics has retired from baseball. Rube didn’t say how much he was holding out for. * * * Ted Lewis, the English battler, says he would rather fight here than in Europe. There are no gate receipts in Europe. a * •- Good thing Johnny Dundee, the “leap-frog” fighter, doesn’t play football That hurling rule would get him, quick. ** * . According to official advices, George Stallings can stroll along the street without moving picture men bothering him every block or two. ■a a e Bill Donovan has signed so many players for the next season that he may have to lease the state of Texas for training purposes.

The Mystery.

Once there was a man who was quietly performing a task which aroused the greatest curiosity among the innocent bystanders. None of them had ever seen anything of the kind being done before nor had the slightest comprehension of what it was nor why it should be. The crowd was constantly augmented by more comers and the mystification grew to an almost uncontrollable extent. Finally a sage appeared and to him was put the query, “What is the strange thing that man is doing?” “He is minding his own business,” replied the sage,, and passed on.—Exchange.

WORLD CALLING FOR MEAT Wealth to Be Gained by Producing Beef and Pork on the Prairies of Texas. Texas prairies produce the feed and the grass that makes beef and pork. Get meat money by purchasing Texas land while the price is low. B. L. Bennett of Stratford, Texas, fed 800 baby beeves on a Panhandle farm in 1914. The calves cost him S2B each and he sold them for $52 a head on the Kansas City market, after winter feeding. They were fattened on kafir corn. Eight dollars to sls per acre will buy fine farm land along Rock Island Lines. Prairie soil, good water, splendid pasture, heavy yields of kafir corn and maize for grain, roughage and silage. One crop of wheat in good years often pays for the farm. Easy terms given by owners to those who will farm the land. Rock Island Lines have no lands for sale, but we have issued reliable, up-to-date information relative to farming opportunities in territory we serve and can give prospective settlers impartial, trustworthy data as to agricultural possibilities in Rock Island States Southwest. Homeseekers’ tickets on sale first and third Tuesdays of each month. Write me for full particulars at once. L. M. Allen, Passenger Traffic Manager, Rock Island Lines, 719 La Salle Station, Chicago. —Adv.

Balky Mule Causes Suit.

A balky mule in a mine is a defendant in a suit filed in the district court. Joe Dimarco of Franklin insists that a coal company pay him $4,053 because of Injuries received in a mine when the mule refused to do his duty. Three cars coal were being hauled. When the mule stopped a timber was put under the wheels 7t the car. Finally the driver got the mule in the notion of going and told Dimarco to pull out the timber. Dimarco did so, and was crushed so badly by the car that he cannot work an> more—Pittsburgh Dispatch Kansas City 1 Star.

A GRATEFUL OLD LADY. Mrs. A. G. Clemens, West Alexander, Pa., writes: I have used Dodd’s Kidney Pills, also Diamond Dinner Pills. Before using them I had suf- , sered for a number of years with backache, Jm-J also tender spots on spine, and had at times black floating specks before my eyes. I also had lum- . ’ Zffif bago and heart trouMEIJ ble. Since using this medicine I have been Mn:A.G.Clemeiu relieved of my suffering. It is agreeable to me for you to publish this letter. I am glad to have an opportunity to say to all who are suffering as I have done that I obtained relief, by using Dodd's Kidney Pills and Diamond Dinner Pills. Dodd’s Kidney Pills 50c per box at your dealer or Dodd’s Medicine Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Dodd’s Dyspepsia Tablets for Indigestion have been proved. 50c per box. —Adv.

Not Guilty.

"Do you know that that young man who is going to marry your daughter is an inveterate gambler?” “Nothing of the sort. He merely thinks he is. Why, I trimmed him out of sls myself at stud poker the other night.”

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Out of the Way.

“Do you believe in preparedness?” we asked. “Yes, Indeed,” replied the sweet young thing. “Every Wednesday night I send my little brother to the movies.”

Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes

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SUDDEN DEATH

The close connection which exists between the heart and the kidneys is well known nowadays. As soon as kidneys are diseased, arterial tension is increased and the heart functions are attacked. When the kidneys no longer pour forth waste, uremic poisoning occurs, and the person dies and the cause is often given as heart disease, or disease of brain or lungs. It is a good insurance against such a risk to send 10 cents for a large trial package of “Anuric” —the latest discovery of Dr. Pierce. Also sena a sample of your water. This will be examined without charge by expert chemists at Dr. Pierce’s Invalids’ Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y. When you suffer from backache, frequent or scanty urine, rheumatic pains here or there, or that constant tired, worn-out feeling, it’s time to write Dr. Pierce, describe your symptoms and get his

TIME OCCUPIED BY BOOKS

Proof That Other Things Than Sport and Play May Be Held in the Mind of Boy. Out-of-door sports have come to fill a great place tn the lives of boys, as they should, but it is a mistake to suppose that boys no longer read. Franklin K. Matthiews. chief scout librarian of the Boy Scouts, who has been investigating the matter, reports that in the schools of a large city, where the question was asked the children as to what they did between Friday afternoon and Monday, it was discovered that the largest percentage of them spent their time in reading. In another city one boy sent in the titles of 98 books which he had read during his summer vacation; and those who watch the habits of boys in camp or at hotels cannot fail to be struck by the fact that as soon as the exercise hour is over the reading begins. In spite of Increased activities, reading is still the principal recreation of a host of boys. And many of. these boys are still reading the nickel novel, which has taken the place of the dime novel of a generation ago.

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A Precaution.

“What was your object in asking Grimes for that ten he owes you? ' Don’t you know he’ll never pay it?” “Oh, yes, I know that, but I thought he looked as if he was getting ready to touch me again.”

To keep clean and healthy take Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. They regulate liver, bowels and stomach. —Adv.

The Cause of It.

“Miss Gladys has such a sunny disposition. She is always laughing.” “Yes; she has very pretty teeth.”

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Caused by Disease of the Kidneys

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