Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 299, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 December 1915 — He Took It. [ARTICLE]

He Took It.

This is a cold unsympathetic world when one’s funds are low. But there Is always one commodity to be had In abundance —advice. Conrad Timms found .himself the possessor of a gnawing hunger and eleven-pence. He decided to see what that sum could aitompllsh in the way of a meal. He entered a Ixmdon restaurant, seated himself at an unoccupied table, and studied the menu. A waiter approached. "1... er want your advice, waiter,” ■aid Timms, smiling up at him. -“The truth la, I am very hungry; I have only— er—elevenpence in the world, and I want to know what vou would advise me to get?" ’ , “My advlee to you. *ir," said the waiter, gently taking up the menu “Is to get another restaurant."