Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 290, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 December 1915 — He's Going to Get All The Girls Mad at Him. [ARTICLE]

He's Going to Get All The Girls Mad at Him.

Ed N. Thacker, in his Tippecatfbe Currents in The Monticello Journal, offers the following suggestions to any man who wishes he was a woman: “Fasten a counterpane and a blanket around your legs, buckle a strap around your waist so tight that you can’t draw a full breath or eat a heavy meal, have your hair all loose anid fluffy so that it keeps tickling your ears and getting into your eyes, wear high-heeled shoes and gloves a size too small for you.” Mr. Hayner, expert piano tuner and repairer from Chicago, is in town. Patronage respectfully solicited. Leave orders at Clarke’s jewelry store promptly.