Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 285, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 December 1915 — PLEASANT PATHS OF YOUTH [ARTICLE]

PLEASANT PATHS OF YOUTH

Life’s Ways Made Easy for the Young Man Who BelonQS to the Modern Generation. “Mother,” said the eldest born, “did you put the family poker chips in my trunk?” “Yes, dear.” “And you have packed my medicine ball, golf clubs, baseball bats and exercising machines in their cases ready to ship by express?” “Yes, dear.” “Have you instructed the garage to go over the motor car and, after filling it with oil and gas, have it in front of the house at nine o’clock?” “I have, darling.” “Have you told father to deposit a thousand to my credit at the bank?” "Yes, pet” “Then,” said the youth, with a bright smile of approval, as he looked up from the batting averages, “there is really nothing else to do, mother dear, but ring up the president of the college and tell him I will be there at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.” —Life.