Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 282, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 November 1915 — Chance for Inventors. [ARTICLE]

Chance for Inventors.

New Arrival —Me leg’s most broke. I’ve heard th’ Amerykins was a nation av inventors, but, bedad, it doesn't look loike it. Friend— Phwy not?” New Arrival —Sure, phwy hovn’t they inventid a coal hole that will shtay shut phwin it’s open?”