Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 279, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 November 1915 — Pessimist Always With Us. [ARTICLE]

Pessimist Always With Us.

“Well,” said the cheerless person, “Thanksgiving is all right, but I believe I prefer an old-fashioned Fourth of July.”! “Why?” “It’s cheaper to celebrate. A pack of firecrackers costs a lot less than a turkey.”