Evening Republican, Volume 19, Number 268, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 November 1915 — What He Would Like. [ARTICLE]

What He Would Like.

Hobo —Please gimme a nickel ma’am? Old Lady—Didn’t I see you coming out of a saloon a moment ago? Hobo—l guess mebbe you did, ma’am. Old Lady—Well, I wonder you are not ashamed to own it. Hobo—l don’t own it, ma’am. I only wish I did.